Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The difference between goods and services.

Going to a prostitute is different than buying a car -- even though you ride them both.
And if Steve's having sex with himself, he can't possibly get pregnant.

Emily the Drug Princess

Now how did those little Asians make that damn marker?!
Thomas is usually wrong, yes. He's likable but he's wrong.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Mental illness, it's right up your alley Nora. Look in the mirror and you'll see all kinds of things.
[In airports] they now have full body scans. They pat you down and they touch your junk too.