Mental illness, it's right up your alley Nora. Look in the mirror and you'll see all kinds of things.
[In airports] they now have full body scans. They pat you down and they touch your junk too.
I want to keep the roaches down in the science department. They know how to deal with them.
^(Mr. V's reasoning for only drinking black coffee.)
I can't watch Field of Dreams without having tears at the end of that movie. When he says, "Wanna have a catch dad?", I just melt.
V: But if there's nobody around and there's a victim, what are you going to do?
T: I'm not gonna rape 'em.
V: You rape 'em.
Latex can be your friend because the pill won't help you with STDs.
There is a box of rocks in the corner of the room if you would like to reward Sam for her suggestion... burn baby burn!!
They must be a bunch of Jews; they didn't give that girl a tip at all.
Holding hands in public is okay. Groping in public, not so much... unless you're Megan.
V: What's your French name?
C: Josephine.
V: Oh, like Josephine and Napoleon?
C: Sure.V: So that's who you were doing at lunch. No wonder it was a quickie, he's a small guy.
Remember when your parents told you they didn't have any favorites? They were damn liars.
Remember: herpes is forever! FOREVER!
