V: But if there's nobody around and there's a victim, what are you going to do?

T: I'm not gonna rape 'em.

V: You rape 'em.

Latex can be your friend because the pill won't help you with STDs.

Conquer your illiteracy.

There is a box of rocks in the corner of the room if you would like to reward Sam for her suggestion... burn baby burn!!

They must be a bunch of Jews; they didn't give that girl a tip at all.

Holding hands in public is okay. Groping in public, not so much... unless you're Megan.

V: What's your French name?

C: Josephine.

V: Oh, like Josephine and Napoleon?

C: Sure.

V: So that's who you were doing at lunch. No wonder it was a quickie, he's a small guy.