Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Mental illness, it's right up your alley Nora. Look in the mirror and you'll see all kinds of things.
[In airports] they now have full body scans. They pat you down and they touch your junk too.
I want to keep the roaches down in the science department. They know how to deal with them.

^(Mr. V's reasoning for only drinking black coffee.)
I can't watch Field of Dreams without having tears at the end of that movie. When he says, "Wanna have a catch dad?", I just melt.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

V: But if there's nobody around and there's a victim, what are you going to do?

T: I'm not gonna rape 'em.

V: You rape 'em.
Latex can be your friend because the pill won't help you with STDs.